You may or may not have know but this is the beginning to a long election season. I encourage everyone to sturr up questions about how you think our government should be run.

What do you feel is wrong with it?
What’s right?
What can and should be changed?
WHo should be in charge?

These are the questions that we should be asking ourself as we draw closer to election season ‘08…because its coming. With that being said the Democrats had their debate of 8 Presidential nominees.

I’m sure a lot of people didn’t watch it…it wasn’t well advertised (aka I didn’t recieve a message on myspace or facebook) and Flavor of Love Charm School was on. So I can’t blame you, however I do implore you to go out to find out what is going on and not only listen to what the canidates have to say…but converse with your friends about what they say. Much like my good friend B Wallace and I did. Here are some of the insightful highlights of our conversation which spanned the duration of the debate.

brandon: So during 30 minutes of watchin…barack obama has spoke twice
brandon: TWICE
bwallace: he’s Black, you know . . .

brandon:: Gravel is krazy!!!
bwallace: Senator Gravel ROCKS!

brandon: $7.50 is the minium wage in new mexico?!?

brandon: Here’s how they should handle immigration
brandon: For immigrants coming into america they need to serve in our country’s armed forces for a duration of time to receive citizenship

brandon: Yes, correct the moderator Barack!!! Show him who’s blac….I mean boss
bwallace: I’m likin’ Biden’s tie . . . it’s lavender
bwallace: or periwinkle . . .
brandon: Him the moderator or wearin the same thing
brandon: …I think they called each other and asked what each other were wearin

brandon: …john edwards is borning when he talks…
bwallace: but he is smart
brandon: So so woyle soylenka…but no one listened to him either¹

brandon: I think Imus should have been the moderator…
brandon: Callin Clinton a nappy-headed ho would have went over well

brandon: Pocket copy of the constitution by kucinich…that’s a point!!!
brandon: He probably also has robert’s rules of order in the back pocket

bwallace: Connecticut loves the gays!

bwallace: white hair . . . black eye brows . . . something ain’t right. . .
brandon: Dodd’s hair is so white and eyebrows so black
brandon: He’s needs to just for men that joint!!!

brandon: Castro is still alive?!?
bwallace: he’ll never die . . . you should know . .. you work for him
bwallace: at the workshop, remember
brandon: they have good ice cream…even better than cold stone

brandon: Gravel brought about alaskian pipe line…and he signed the
declaration of independence…
brandon: What is Gravel sayin…pair him with richardson and have
them go for the white house
bwallace: F*&^ing LIES
bwallace: Gravel started EVERYTHING in this country
bwallace: his vote goes back to the Alaska PIPELINE. . . did you hear that
bwallace: he started Bowie State University . . .
bwallace: Gravel helped Jefferson Purchase Louisiana

brandon: Connecticut loves the homosexuals

brandon: Kucinich is tryin to fight Obama…this is turnin into a
debate
brandon: I love it
brandon: Take it to facebook
brandon: Write notes!!!

bwallace:Gravel is BACK!
bwallace: He just said HELL

brandon: Why did people start clappin?1?
bwallace: because we love to clap

brandon: Wal*mart is bad for america…its the new terrorists!!!

brandon: And what the hell did that answer clinton have have to do with wal*mart?!?!

See intellectual conversation about the state of our union…well at least we watched the debate…

[Links | Sources | References]

  1. Wole Soyinka - How NOT to Hold A Lecture: Nobel Laureate Edition